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Get the honest diagnosis
Describe your current routine and let AI identify the friction, contradictions, and wishful thinking holding it together.
AI routine coach
Your routine needs an honest roast.
Ritual Roast finds the weak spots in your day, calls them out, and turns the critique into a realistic plan you can follow.
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Our promise
Direct feedback. Zero shame.
No fake perfection
Actionable, not preachy
Built around your constraints
The ritual repair
From messy schedule to workable rhythm.
No generic morning-routine sermon. Ritual Roast works from your actual commitments, energy, and goals.
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Turn the roast into a repair plan
Receive practical changes ordered by impact, so you know what to fix first instead of rebuilding your entire life overnight.
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Refine as real life happens
Re-roast your routine when work, sleep, or priorities change and keep the plan grounded in the week you actually have.
Simple pricing
Pay for clarity, not complexity.
Try one roast free, then choose the level of accountability that fits your season.
First Taste
$0
For a no-risk reality check.
- One complete routine roast
- Top three friction points
- A focused repair checklist
Best for lasting change
Daily Grind
Ongoing routine reviews for people who want their plan to evolve with real life.
$12/month
Unlimited routine roasts
Prioritized weekly adjustments
Saved routine history
Goal and constraint context
Deeper pattern analysis
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Before you begin
Fair questions before an unfairly accurate roast.
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Stop negotiating with a broken routine.
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